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Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I'm safe from any identity theft.

Posted on Fri, 29 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Based on my bank account balance, I can rest assured that I’m […]
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I’m Safe From Identity

Watch out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, because according to FB, it is AGAINST COMMUNITY STANDARDS: Target private individuals or involuntary public figures with comparisons to animals or insects that are culturally perceived as intellectually or physically inferior or to an inanimate object such as a cow, monkey, or POTATO!

Posted on Wed, 20 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

BEWARE Mr. & Mrs. POTATO HEAD SORRY POTATO FAMILY Watch out Mr. […]
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Watch Out Mr. & Mrs. Po

sober people funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate to party with sober people… They remember everything! Facebook 0 […]
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Partying With Sober People

My advice funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that just because I’m giving you an advice, it doesn’t mean […]
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My ADVICE to you…

relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

Cat funny elections quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

ELECTIONS?! I hope they ALL LOSE! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter 0 […]
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I Hope They ALL LOSE!

Funny Chicken Caesar Salad funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? […]
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Chicken Looking At Lettuce

Cookie funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would […]
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If You Take My Cookies

funny coffee quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?! And that I […]
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Did You Know II

statue offends me humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

This statue OFFENDS ME! I want it removed!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Stand Up For Your Rights!

Funny you are the Reason Quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably […]
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You’re The Reason

how old are you humor

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know what’s the connection between these two objects? If you […]
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How Old Are You?

Don't go to work humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… If you are tired of your work you […]
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Are You Tired of Working?

Getting old funny quote

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The worst part about getting old is that you stay young on […]
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Getting Old Worst Part

Funny Monday saying

Posted on Mon, 14 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT, EXCEPT MONDAY… People say that every day […]
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Every Day Is a Gift

App in your phone

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

APP ALERT – BEWARE DID YOU KNOW THAT: there’s an APP on […]
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BEWARE – APP in Your P

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