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About whoopee cushions

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT The whoopee cushion was first invented by a […]
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Whoopee Cushion Alert

Humor KFC funny joke GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and legs?! If he's that kind of guy, just send him to KFC!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GIRL, does he want you only because of your breasts, thighs, and […]
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Does He Want You or Your Bod

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

Funny ghosts saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho

Life funny quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

At the end of every day, life should always remember you by […]
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Life and Changes!

Cop humor quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]
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COP Pulled Me Over

Relatives and Friends funny message

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 4 Jun 2021  

I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me […]
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Message To Friends & Re

When you are broke funny quote

Posted on Sat, 5 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You know that you are really BROKE when your bank starts flaging […]
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Are You BROKE?!

Funny quote about stress at work

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

MEDICINE FUNNY SONG

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you’re happy and you know it… IT’S YOUR MED’S Facebook 0 […]
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If You’re Happy

Wife house work funny quote

Posted on Thu, 27 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My husband asked why the house wasn’t clean since I was home […]
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The House Isn’t Clean!

My inner child funny quote

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Today, I tried to embrace my INNER CHILD… and the little MF […]
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My Inner Child

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]
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Mind Your Own Business!

Husband dinner humor

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A DINNER NOTE TO HUSBAND Your dinner is in the recipe book […]
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Note To Husband

funny quote poem

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wrote a poem. I dig, you dig, we dig, she digs, […]
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Beautiful Poem

Funny wine saying

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WISE SAYING: The answer may not lie at the bottom of a […]
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A Bottle of Wine

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