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Category Archive humor – Page 7 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humor sayings, phrases and pictures.

Vegetarians & Food



VEGETARIANS say that “Your food is a vegetarian…”

I’m not a vegetarian, and my food poops on their food!

POINT

We eat vegetarians for dinner!



What’s a Serious Relationship?



The meaning of a serious relationship is when both don't laugh!
Do you know what is a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP?!

For those who don’t know what’s a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP… it’s when both DON’T LAUGH.

And if you think this is not funny, then you’re probably in a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!



Algorithm Leave Me Alone!



Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please leave me alone... I'm scared!
Funny algorithm quote

Hey Mr. Algorithm, I did nothing to you. Please leave me alone… I’m scared!