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If you drink too much beer even a donkey looks pretty!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

THE BEER EFFECT Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to […]
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Drinking Too Much Beer

good friends and stupid things

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Real GOOD FRIENDS won’t let you do stupid things… alone! Facebook 0 […]
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Good Friends

Be Yourself Advice funny saying

Posted on Sun, 19 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

BE YOURSELF! Is the worst advice you can give to certain people… […]
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Just BE YOURSELF!

Posted on Sun, 5 Sep 2021Wed, 22 Sep 2021  

Watch and listen to our funny video podcast with hilarious quotes about […]
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Funny DOGS Animation Quotes

Humor questions funny animation.

Posted on Sun, 13 Jun 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

This is a very funny audio podcast about funny sayings and witty […]
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Humor Sayings Questions Podc

I'd like to be a kid again. Especially because I could take a very long nap during the afternoon, and still everyone would be proud of me!

Posted on Fri, 5 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Who wouldn’t like to go back in time, and be a kid […]
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Being a KID again!

We have been friends for such a long time that I can't remember which of the two of us is the bad influence.

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

We have been friends for such a long time that I can’t […]
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Friends For a Long Time

I hope that all of you who sang, "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" in December are happy now!

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I hope that all of you who sang, […]
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Wise anf funny advice

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WISE ADVICE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN! Facebook […]
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Leapfrog ADVICE!

You don't like me? No problem, it's okay if you don't like me because not everyone has good taste!

Posted on Sun, 25 Oct 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

You don’t like me? No problem, it’s okay if you don’t like […]
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You Don’t Like Me?

Funny police lineup humor

Posted on Thu, 22 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]
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I Hate Waiting in Lines

GOD has sense of humour

Posted on Thu, 15 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re the living proof that GOD has a sense of humor! Facebook […]
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GOD has Sense of Humor

learning from new elections humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do we learn from new elections? The only thing we learn […]
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Learning With Elections

Humor Milk quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?! People say that milk […]
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Milk Gives You Strength

argument

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women always get the last word in every argument. Anything a man […]
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Arguing With Women

A relationship without trust

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A relationship without trust is like having a phone without service. The […]
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Relationship Without Trust

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