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Posted on Fri, 23 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

Your opinion about my life Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, […]
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Opinion About My Life

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there.

Posted on Sat, 12 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, […]
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Grass Is Greener On The Othe

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]
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The Importance of Being a Da

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right. DON'T WORRY! When nothing is going right... GO LEFT!

Posted on Tue, 27 Apr 2021Mon, 26 Jan 2026  

There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going […]
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Nothing is Going Right?

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I've looked everywhere and couldn't find it... I'll continue looking.

Posted on Thu, 11 Feb 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

People say that in life we must find happiness, but I’ve looked […]
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Happiness In Life

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]
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My Wife and I

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I agree, because I've just ran 2 miles and now I feel like I'm 82.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Many people say that exercise can add years to your life. I […]
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Exercise Can Add Years to Li

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less... less sad, less stressed, less worried, and less bitter.

Posted on Wed, 27 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less… less sad, less […]
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Stressed Sad Bitter Worried

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be honest I really don't think that being an adult is going to work for me!

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be […]
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Being an Adult It’s No

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and now we're in 2021 a NEW YEAR. Strange, nothing has changed! Same house, same wife, same bills, same work.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and […]
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It’s 2021 – NEW

I'm stuck in my new dilemma. It's between, I need to save money, and You only live once!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’m stuck in my new dilemma. It’s between, I need to save […]
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My New DILEMMA

I'm leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money I am sorry, but I have moved on...

Posted on Mon, 18 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I’m leaving my past behind me. So if I owed you money […]
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Leaving My Past Behind Me

We have been friends for such a long time that I can't remember which of the two of us is the bad influence.

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

We have been friends for such a long time that I can’t […]
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Friends For a Long Time

To be happy follow the F.A.C.T.S - Forget the past, Accept your mistakes, Cry and move on, Thank God, Smile always

Posted on Fri, 15 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

If you want to be happy, just follow the F.A.C.T.S – Forget […]
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To Be HAPPY Follow The FACTS

Many people don't know that it's possible to read something on the internet that you don't agree with, and then simply move on with your life!

Posted on Mon, 11 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

YES, IT’S POSSIBLE MANY DON’T KNOW Many people don’t know that it’s […]
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It’s Possible But Peop

be happy quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Be crazy, be fun, be silly, be different… BE YOURSELF! Life’s too […]
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Be Happy Be Yourself

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