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What you don't know after life

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When you’re dead you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only pain for […]
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What People Don’t Know

Your own mistakes funny quote

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BE CAREFUL Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life. But […]
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Your Mistakes and Your Life

Drinking to forget

Posted on Sat, 14 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Booze may not be the answer, but it sure helps you to […]
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Booze IS NOT The Answer

Life tough situations wise saying

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE & TOUGH SITUATIONS If life ever puts you in tough situations […]
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Tough Situations In Life

Die like my grandmother humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother. She died […]
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Die Like My Grandmother

Life veru funny quote

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE IS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE… sometimes you have to deal with NUTS. […]
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Life Is Like Chocolate

Stripper funny quote

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was thinking, SCR*W EVEYTHING, I’LL JUST BE A […]
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HARD TO BE A STRIPPER

As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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Do You Understand Life?

astrology funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future? WIFE: Absolutely […]
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My Husband’s Future!

Life funny quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

At the end of every day, life should always remember you by […]
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Life and Changes!

Funny single saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 28 May 2021  

I'm as single as a Dollar, and I'm NOT looking for change!
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I am SINGLE

Funny dad to son talk about life

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

if you really want something in your life, then you'll have to work hard for it.
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Something In Your Life

My inner child funny quote

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Today, I tried to embrace my INNER CHILD… and the little MF […]
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My Inner Child

Funny quote about my dreams

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am sick of following my dreams. From now on, I’m just […]
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Following My Dreams

Funny fairy life quote

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life’s not a fairy tale. So if you lose your shoe at […]
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A Fairy Tale

lucky one funny quote

Posted on Thu, 6 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve been put on this earth to do 2 things. One is […]
Read More Which LUCKY ONE are you?

Which LUCKY ONE are you?

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