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The BEST people to share your secrets with are HUSBANDS. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren’t listening

Posted on Sun, 29 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

With who should you share your secrets with? Husbands are the BEST […]
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Share Your Secrets!

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]
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Long and Lasting Marriage

Woman's challenge funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman has at least one challenge in her life. She’s either […]
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Woman’s Life Challenge

Theories about children

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. But […]
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My 6 Marriage Theories

Humor woman propose

Posted on Thu, 8 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The reason that a woman will never propose is because as soon […]
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Women Will Never Propose

Marriage definition funny quote

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MARRIAGE DEFINITION – Marriage is a bond between a person who NEVER […]
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What’s a Marriage?

Tom and Jerry Relationships

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

There are some relationships which are like TOM and JERRY. They argue […]
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Tom and Jerry Relationships

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