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Funy quote video

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

A funny video of a famous person quote Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Video Famous Quote

If you drink too much beer even a donkey looks pretty!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

THE BEER EFFECT Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to […]
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Drinking Too Much Beer

Some people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. On second thought, you don't need running shoes to run, but they help a lot!

Posted on Thu, 28 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Some people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. On second […]
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What You Need To Have Fun

pineapple-humour-2

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

STAND TALL, WEAR A CROWN, AND BE SWEET ON THE INSIDE… BE […]
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Be a PINEAPPLE

be happy quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Be crazy, be fun, be silly, be different… BE YOURSELF! Life’s too […]
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Be Happy Be Yourself

Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Humor MILLIONAIRE funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I always dream of being a MILLIONAIRE, just like my uncle! He […]
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Being a MILLIONAIRE

Dating when you're over 40 you ask your partner, Are we doing this or not? I have other things to do!

Posted on Mon, 5 Oct 2020Sat, 25 Sep 2021  

Dating when you’re over 40… You ask your partner, Are we doing […]
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What’s Like Dating Aft

funny relationship status

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My current RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed. Facebook […]
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Relationship Status

funny coffee quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?! And that I […]
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Did You Know II

Funny ghosts saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho

Wife punishment funny quote

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not […]
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My Wife Thinks That

Did you know funny quote

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… Did you know that if you light a […]
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You Look Really Stupid

While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his ballon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a […]
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Don’t Talk to Stranger

Funny quote about coworkers

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Coworkers are like Christmas lights… They hang together, half of them don’t […]
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Coworkers Are Like Christmas

argument

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women always get the last word in every argument. Anything a man […]
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Arguing With Women

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