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Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I always dream of being a MILLIONAIRE, just like my uncle! He […]
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Being a MILLIONAIRE

Posted on Mon, 5 Oct 2020Sat, 25 Sep 2021  

Dating when you’re over 40… You ask your partner, Are we doing […]
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What’s Like Dating Aft

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My current RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed.
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Relationship Status

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?! And that I […]
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Did You Know II

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho

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