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Funny sayings and proverbs with images.

Milk Gives You Strength



What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?!

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People say that milk gives you strength. So I drunk five glasses and still I couldn’t move the wall… But when I tried five shots of vodka, I saw the wall move itself!



Be Careful With Your Words



Attention using your words!

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funny tongue has no bones humor quote

A tongue has no bones yet it’s strong enough to break a heart.

So be careful with the words you say…



You’re The Reason



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You are the reason funny quote

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably somebody’s reason to drink too…