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Being offended is a choice you make. It's not a condition inflicted or imposed upon you by someone or something else.

Posted on Sun, 10 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

Being offended is a choice you make. It’s not a condition inflicted […]
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Choosing To Be Offended

home funny quote

Posted on Fri, 8 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

I was going to try, but they say DON’T TRY THIS AT […]
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Don’t Try This at Home

wish-2021

Posted on Sat, 2 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

For this year, I only wish that everyone gets exactly what they […]
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My Wish for 2021

Friends are like snow flakes

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS & SNOW FLAKES Friends are just like snow flakes. If you […]
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Friends Are Like Snow Flakes

In my way choose wisely saying

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re either on my side, by my side or in my way. […]
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Choose Wisely!

A good friend funny saying

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A BRA Hard to find, supportive, confortable, […]
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A Good Friend Is Like a Bra

Drinking funny saying

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

If you’re going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than […]
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Buy a Bigger Bottle!

Wise anf funny advice

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WISE ADVICE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN! Facebook […]
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Leapfrog ADVICE!

You don't like me? No problem, it's okay if you don't like me because not everyone has good taste!

Posted on Sun, 25 Oct 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

You don’t like me? No problem, it’s okay if you don’t like […]
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You Don’t Like Me?

My advice funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that just because I’m giving you an advice, it doesn’t mean […]
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My ADVICE to you…

relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

Humor Milk quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?! People say that milk […]
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Milk Gives You Strength

Funny tongue humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Attention using your words! A tongue has no bones yet it’s strong […]
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Be Careful With Your Words

Funny you are the Reason Quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably […]
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You’re The Reason

Getting old funny quote

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The worst part about getting old is that you stay young on […]
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Getting Old Worst Part

Funny Monday saying

Posted on Mon, 14 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT, EXCEPT MONDAY… People say that every day […]
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Every Day Is a Gift

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