Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.
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My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.
People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage.
I’LL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET FOR MY LONG AND LASTING MARRIAGE
My wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! You now you may be thinking, so what?!
THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays!