ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future?
WIFE: Absolutely not! His future I’ll decide… I want you to tell me ALL about his past!

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ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future?
WIFE: Absolutely not! His future I’ll decide… I want you to tell me ALL about his past!
It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not talking to me for days.
As long as she thinks that, I’m good!!!
Wife is out shopping with husband and he says, DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT?
And she replies, DO I REALLY NEED YOU, JOHN?!