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Do You Spit or Do You Swallow?



Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting!

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Do you spit or swallow funny quote

The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW?

She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!



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