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Category Archive wine – Page 2 – FUNNY QUOTES

A Bottle of Wine

WISE SAYING: The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check…

Getting Pulled Over

Police officer

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: Maam, what’s in the bottle? LADY: Oh, just some water. COP: Maam, that’s wine. LADY: OMG, Jesus did it again!