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LATEST FUNNY POSTS & ARTICLES

  • Drunk Octopus Fight

    Funny image of a drunk octopus wanting to fight!

    Funny image drunk octopus, similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.

    Image of the similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.

  • Video Famous Quote

    A funny video of a famous person quote


  • Looking Like a Potato
    Potato turns into fries funny humor quote

    Now I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn into fries and I’m sure you’ll want me then…

  • Families Are Like Cheeks
    Family members and families funny comparison quote
    Families and family members funny comparison

    Family members are like cheeks, shoot may come between them but they always come back together.

  • New FUNNY VIDEO 2026

    New funny quotes video 2021, with humor sayings and witty quotes.

  • Drinking Quotes

    Very funny video with many FUNNY DRINKING QUOTES!!!

    Funny Drinking Quotes Video

    Very funny drinking quotes video clip. Watch this short but hilarious clip and you will laugh your head off with its silly quotes and humorous sayings about drinking.

  • Opinion About My Life

    Your opinion about my life

    Opinion about my life funny quote
    Opinion about my life humour quote

    Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, please raise your hand. Ok… now put it over your mouth!

  • How Long Is a Minute?
    how long is a minute?
    Minute funny quote

    QUESTION: How long is a minute?

    ANSWER: It depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on!

  • My Wife Told Melhor
    He is very intelligent

    I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.

  • Don’t Judge My Choices
    Judging my choices wise saying
    Judging my choices wise saying

    Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the options I had to choose from…

  • Being a Foolish Wit

    It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit…

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
    Being a fool wise saying by shakespeare

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

    by no less than Willam Shakespeare
    The word Wit came from the old English word ‘witan’, that means ‘to know’…

    THE MEANING: It means that it’s much better to be a person who claims to be a fool, yet speaks and does things with wit, rather than one who claims to be a wit (meaning an intelligent person) and oppositely does and says foolish things!

  • Best Friends and Lunch
    Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

    Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

  • Drinking Too Much Beer

    THE BEER EFFECT

    Be careful drinking too much... this might happen to you!

    Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to you!

    When you drink too much beer, even a donkey looks pretty!

  • Always FOLLOW YOUR HEART
    FOLLOW YOUR HEART saying
    Follow your heart funny quote

    Always follow your heart… but remember to take your brain along too!

  • Good Friends
    Good friends saying
    Good friends and stupid things humor

    Real GOOD FRIENDS won’t let you do stupid things… alone!

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