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Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

A Math Problem



Math problem. I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answer. Drinking problem!

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!



Weekend Forecast at Home



My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.



What is a SYNONYM?



Synonym is a word used by who doesn't know how to spell the other word.
Synonym definition humor

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S A SYNONYM?

Synonym is a word used by who doesn’t know how to spell the other word.