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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 22 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

A Lot Of Trouble!



The expression Just the Tip, is the perfect example of how you can get into a lot of trouble just like the Titanic!

BEWARE: JUST THE TIP, can get you in a lot of trouble!

TITANIC is a good example of how you can get in trouble for saying, JUST THE TIP…



Who’s Really Your Best Friend?



Your best friend is the one who you can make weird faces to and he'll know exactly what you're thinking!

HOW TO KNOW IF SOMEONE IS REALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND

Your best friend is the one who you can make weird faces to, and he’ll know exactly what you’re thinking!



How To MAKE IT STAND



With age some things get harder to do!

To make it stand, you have to wet it. To make it wet, you have to suck iy. To make it stiff, you have to lick it. To get it in, you have to push it.

DAMN, threading a needle at any age is a hard job!