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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 31 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

Booze IS NOT The Answer



drinking to forget funny quote
Drinking to forget wise saying

Booze may not be the answer, but it sure helps you to forget the question!



RELAX We Are All Crazy!



we are all crazy

Hey, take it easy. RELAX… we’re all CRAZY and it’s not a competition.



HOUSE RULES You Must Follow



Funny house rules you must follow
List of house rules to follow humor quote

HOUSE RULES

  • If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP!
  • If you step on it – WIPE IT UP!
  • If you drop it – PICK IT UP!
  • If you wear it – HANG IT UP!
  • If you eat out of it – WASH IT!
  • If it rings – ANSWER IT!
  • If it howls – FEED IT!