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How To MAKE IT STAND



With age some things get harder to do!

To make it stand, you have to wet it. To make it wet, you have to suck iy. To make it stiff, you have to lick it. To get it in, you have to push it.

DAMN, threading a needle at any age is a hard job!



Friends For a Long Time



We have been friends for such a long time that I can’t remember which of the two of us is the bad influence…

We have been friends for such a long time that I can't remember which of the two of us is the bad influence...
Been friends for a long long time