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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 48 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

Family-Friendly Games



Do you remember the classic CLUE

DETECTIVE BOARD GAME?

My parents never let me play violent games when I was young! They just let me play those family-friendly games which had questions like, “Who murdered this guy with a pipe?” or “Who murdered Colonel Mustard with the Butcher Knife?!”…

If you remember the old board game CLUE DETECTIVE you’ll know what I’m talking about…



Are You Feeling Sad?



If you ever start feeling a bit sad, just remember that there's an idiot somewhere in the world pulling a door that says push!
Feel sad funny saying

If you ever start feeling a bit sad, just remember that there’s an idiot somewhere in the world pulling a door that says push!



HARD TO BE A STRIPPER



humor quote about being a stripper
Tired of everything funny quote

The other day I was thinking, SCR*W EVEYTHING, I’LL JUST BE A STRIPPER! But then I remembered that I’m ugly and can’t dance…