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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 49 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

Are You Feeling Sad?



If you ever start feeling a bit sad, just remember that there's an idiot somewhere in the world pulling a door that says push!
Feel sad funny saying

If you ever start feeling a bit sad, just remember that there’s an idiot somewhere in the world pulling a door that says push!



HARD TO BE A STRIPPER



humor quote about being a stripper
Tired of everything funny quote

The other day I was thinking, SCR*W EVEYTHING, I’LL JUST BE A STRIPPER! But then I remembered that I’m ugly and can’t dance…



Getting Old Worst Part



getting old humor

The worst part about getting old is that you stay young on the inside but no one can tell that anymore…