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list of house rules

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HOUSE RULES If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP! If […]
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HOUSE RULES You Must Follow

Funny beer quote

Posted on Wed, 11 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

There’s no such thing as a “STRONG BEER“. There’s only weak men! […]
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Strong Beer Doesn’t Ex

Patience funny definition

Posted on Wed, 11 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

PATIENCE DEFINITION: Patience is what you have when there’re too many witnesses! […]
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Too Many Witnesses!

Funny rule for lazy people

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

RULE for LAZY PEOPLE Can’t reach it… don’t need it! Facebook 0 […]
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The LAZY RULE!

In my way choose wisely saying

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re either on my side, by my side or in my way. […]
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Choose Wisely!

A good friend funny saying

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A BRA Hard to find, supportive, confortable, […]
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A Good Friend Is Like a Bra

Funny love and money quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

People say that LOVE is more important than MONEY, but have you […]
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Love and Money

Going to sleep on Sunday will definitely cause Monday!

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WARNING – Going to sleep on Sunday will definitely cause Monday! Facebook […]
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Sunday WARNING!

Humor MILLIONAIRE funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I always dream of being a MILLIONAIRE, just like my uncle! He […]
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Being a MILLIONAIRE

Funny NILLIONAIRE adjective humor definition

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WORD DEFINITION NILLIONAIRE – adj. Someone having little to no money at […]
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What is a NILLIONAIRE?

Woman's challenge funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman has at least one challenge in her life. She’s either […]
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Woman’s Life Challenge

My vacation funny quote

Posted on Fri, 6 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Where I’m going in my vacation? To be honest I can’t afford […]
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Where I’m Going in My

Love thy neighbor humor

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR But watch out for the husband! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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LOVE Thy Neighbor

Theories about children

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. But […]
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My 6 Marriage Theories

Good morning funny dog

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GOOD MORNING! You better check the hallway… Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter […]
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Good Morning!!!

Your civil rights funny quote

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT… … because anything you say […]
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Your Right To Remain Silent

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