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Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I'M MAD backwards is DAMMIT I'M MAD?

Posted on 01/24/202110/02/2023

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I’M MAD backwards is […]

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Spelled Backwards is the same!

Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on 01/24/202109/03/2023

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]

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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!

Posted on 01/22/202109/03/2023

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand […]

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A Math Problem

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on 01/22/202109/03/2023

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]

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Weekend Forecast at Home