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May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.

Posted on Wed, 30 Jun 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.
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4th of July Wishes

wish-2021

Posted on Sat, 2 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

For this year, I only wish that everyone gets exactly what they […]
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My Wish for 2021

new year's eve age

Posted on Wed, 30 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

Your Age and New Year’s EveYOUTH and MIDDLE AGE DIFFERENCE Youth is […]
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New Year’s Eve &

new-years-res-2

Posted on Tue, 15 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

My cat’s New Year’s Resolution is: 1 – Lose weight2 – Buy […]
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Cat’s New Year’s

new year's resolutions

Posted on Tue, 15 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

My New Year’s Resolution for this year is to not make any […]
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My New Year’s Resoluti

Santa's new REINBEERS

Posted on Thu, 10 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

This year Santa Claus is coming with his new REINBEERS. Facebook 0 […]
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Santa and his REINBEERS

i-am-not-santa

Posted on Thu, 10 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

I may not be Santa Claus, but you can still sit on […]
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I’m NOT Santa Claus!

santa-i-was-naughty-1

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Sat, 15 May 2021  

Dear Santa, please tell me… If I am good at being naughty, […]
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I’m Good at Being Naug

Sitting into Santa's lap

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been […]
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Crawling Onto Santa’s

Friends are like snow flakes

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS & SNOW FLAKES Friends are just like snow flakes. If you […]
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Friends Are Like Snow Flakes

dear-santa-humor

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear Santa, this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ […]
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What I Want For Christmas

Santa Clause will be at the beach

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

As I’ve said…. this year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going! […]
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Don’t Count On SANTA!

Santa's not coming

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I DON’T CARE… SANTA CLAUSE: THIS YEAR I’M NOT GOING!!! Facebook 0 […]
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This Year I’m NOT Goin

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