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funny lottery quote

Posted on Tue, 13 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear God, please let me prove to you that winning the lottery […]
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Lottery Won’t Spoil Me

Die like my grandmother humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother. She died […]
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Die Like My Grandmother

Funny wine saying

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

(another) DID YOU KNOW THAT… … if you keep a glass of […]
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Did You Know That… III

Sky dive without parachute humor

Posted on Mon, 12 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… You can SKYDIVE without a parachute?! But only […]
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Did you know that… III

Humor woman propose

Posted on Thu, 8 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The reason that a woman will never propose is because as soon […]
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Women Will Never Propose

Dating when you're over 40 you ask your partner, Are we doing this or not? I have other things to do!

Posted on Mon, 5 Oct 2020Sat, 25 Sep 2021  

Dating when you’re over 40… You ask your partner, Are we doing […]
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What’s Like Dating Aft

single and married funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

STOP asking why I’m still single! I don’t keep asking how you’re […]
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Why You’re Still Singl

sober people funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate to party with sober people… They remember everything! Facebook 0 […]
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Partying With Sober People

My advice funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that just because I’m giving you an advice, it doesn’t mean […]
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My ADVICE to you…

funny relationship status

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My current RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed. Facebook […]
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Relationship Status

relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

Cat funny elections quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

ELECTIONS?! I hope they ALL LOSE! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter 0 […]
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I Hope They ALL LOSE!

funny statistics about loterry and work

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work. Lottery gives you a 1 […]
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Lottery, Alcohol and Work

funny pregnancy warning

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

PREGNANCY x ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES WARNING Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause […]
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Pregnancy Warning

learning from new elections humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do we learn from new elections? The only thing we learn […]
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Learning With Elections

Politicians humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do POLITICIANS and DIAPERS have in common? There’s one thing in […]
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Politicians and Diapers

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