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Funny Chicken Caesar Salad funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? […]
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Chicken Looking At Lettuce

Cookie funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would […]
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If You Take My Cookies

Humor Milk quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?! People say that milk […]
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Milk Gives You Strength

funny coffee quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?! And that I […]
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Did You Know II

Funny quote tip of the day

Posted on Fri, 25 Sep 2020Fri, 4 Jun 2021  

Treat your problems like your dog would TODAY’S TIP: How to treat […]
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TIP OF THE DAY

Funny tongue humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Attention using your words! A tongue has no bones yet it’s strong […]
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Be Careful With Your Words

statue offends me humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

This statue OFFENDS ME! I want it removed!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Stand Up For Your Rights!

Funny you are the Reason Quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably […]
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You’re The Reason

how old are you humor

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know what’s the connection between these two objects? If you […]
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How Old Are You?

Humor fake word meaning. MASTURDATING means: Going out to dinner or a movie alone.

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Definition for the word MASTURDATING MASTURDATING means: Going out to dinner or […]
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What is MASTURDATING?

Don't go to work humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… If you are tired of your work you […]
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Are You Tired of Working?

Funny age test

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A test to know how old you really are. Do you recognize […]
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Test Your Age

did you know fynny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that if you put your ear up close to […]
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Did You Know That…

do you know what this is?

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! If you know what this is […]
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What Is This?!

the clue detective board game

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you remember the classic CLUE DETECTIVE BOARD GAME? My parents never […]
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Family-Friendly Games

funny quote about police record

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]
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My Police Record

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