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Funny grammar witty language twist. If you read this sentence in reverse, is spelled the same.

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FUNNY GRAMMAR WITTY LANGUAGE TWIST “WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT […]
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Witty Grammar Language Twist

kids are your best friends

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Having kids is like having little “broke best friends” that think you […]
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HAVING KIDS IS LIKE…

MEDICINE FUNNY SONG

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you’re happy and you know it… IT’S YOUR MED’S Facebook 0 […]
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If You’re Happy

Funny hate quote

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate when I’m standing in a checkout line and they ask […]
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I HATE WHEN…

mom funny definition

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

mom: (môm) n. 1 – woman who loves you unconditionally. momster: (môm-stgr) […]
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MOM Definition / Meaning

Being a mom funny saying

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Moms know that BEING A MOM… … means having to choose between […]
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It’s Hard To Be a MOM

Funny quote about coworkers

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Coworkers are like Christmas lights… They hang together, half of them don’t […]
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Coworkers Are Like Christmas

Funny quote husband in toilet

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve birthed a baby in less time that it takes my husband […]
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I’ve Birthed a Baby

Wife house work funny quote

Posted on Thu, 27 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My husband asked why the house wasn’t clean since I was home […]
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The House Isn’t Clean!

argument

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women always get the last word in every argument. Anything a man […]
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Arguing With Women

womans-hand

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman […]
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Womans Hands

Funny Mothers Love quote

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MOTHERS LOVE is unconditional. Now, her temper is a different matter… Facebook […]
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Mothers LOVE is Unconditiona

My inner child funny quote

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Today, I tried to embrace my INNER CHILD… and the little MF […]
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My Inner Child

My seafood diet

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 30 Jul 2021  

I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT […]
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My SeaFood Diet

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]
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Mind Your Own Business!

Managing my anger

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t have to MANAGE MY ANGER if people would learn to […]
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Managing My Anger

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