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Be Yourself Advice funny saying

Posted on Sun, 19 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

BE YOURSELF! Is the worst advice you can give to certain people… […]
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Just BE YOURSELF!

Weird relative

Posted on Sat, 18 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Every family has at least one weird relative. So if you don’t […]
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Weird Family Relative

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then...

Posted on Thu, 16 Sep 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

Do you think that men and women suit for each other? Sometimes […]
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Men and Women Living Togethe

Funny wine tasting quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting! The other night I […]
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Do You Spit or Do You Swallo

Audio Mp3 Useless Facts Humor

Posted on Sun, 5 Sep 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

FUNNY BRIT TELLING USELESS FACTS Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 video tag. […]
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Useless Facts Funny Quotes V

Duct Tape can fix almost everything

Posted on Thu, 2 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

WINE IS LIKE DUCT TAPE IT CAN FIX ALMOST ANYTHING! Facebook 0 […]
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Wine Secret Benefits

As I'm your best friend don't worry, I will always pick you up when you fall... after I finish laughing!

Posted on Thu, 2 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you […]
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I’ll Always Pick You U

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Posted on Wed, 1 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up […]
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DOING NOTHING til my wife wa

The BEST people to share your secrets with are HUSBANDS. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren’t listening

Posted on Sun, 29 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

With who should you share your secrets with? Husbands are the BEST […]
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Share Your Secrets!

What is he fixing?

Posted on Sat, 28 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

This funny quotes is for the ladies: I have no idea what’s […]
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What Is He Fixing?

I am NOT a complete fool as people think. Some parts are missing!

Posted on Thu, 26 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am NOT a complete fool as people think. Some parts are […]
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A Complete Idiot

There is no one on this planet who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!

Posted on Fri, 30 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

There is no one who can send text messages faster than an angry woman!
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Who Can Text Faster?

A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A dog that has been bitten by a snake is afraid if you show him a sausage!
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Are You Skeptical?

My mom used to say that, The older the better... You may agree with that, unless you're a banana.

Posted on Wed, 21 Jul 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

My mom used to say that, The older the better. Unless you're a banana.
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Is Older Better?

stupid boss funny quote

Posted on Fri, 16 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? […]
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Who is the Stupid One?

Posted on Sun, 11 Jul 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Watch our very funny WEB STORY of stupid and silly quotes that […]
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Funny Quotes Web Story 1

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