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Women's talents

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You may say what you will about women, but being able to […]
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About Women’s Talent

Panic when see police

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]
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PANIC !!!

Afraid when cops drive by

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]
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Paranoid not Protected

Friends are hard to find

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BEST FRIENDS are very hard to find, because the very best ones […]
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Friends Are Hard to Find

Friends are always close

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS: Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close […]
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Close To The Heart

Love your neighbor

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Just watch out for the husband!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Love Thy Neighbor!

About our happiness. My wife and I were very happy for 20 years... and then we met...

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

We were very happy for 20 YEARS! About our happiness. My wife […]
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Happy For 20 YEARS

That is how you look

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

THERE ARE NO BAD PICTURES There are NO bad pictures. That’s just […]
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That’s How You Look

Being stupid makes life hard

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life is hard, but being STUPID makes it even harder! Facebook 0 […]
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LIFE IS HARD!

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours […]
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8 Hours of Sleep

Time waits for no man

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Watch out guys… Time waits for no man. Neither does a good […]
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Good Woman Doesn’t Wai

does anyone know why?

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS? I’d like to know why my […]
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In a Bad Mood

humor Like a magician's mouth

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WARNING My mouth is like a magician’s hat… you never know what’s […]
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WARNING Magician’s Mou

good morning message

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

There’s some luck people that wake up finding messages like, “GOOD MORNING […]
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Good Morning Baby

Man every woman dreams

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in […]
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Every Woman’s Dream

Girls Listen Up

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GIRLS… LISTEN UP Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys: […]
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Hey Girls Listen Up

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