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Did you know that who drinks beer lives less... less sad, less stressed, less worried, and less bitter.

Posted on Wed, 27 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that who drinks beer lives less… less sad, less […]
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Stressed Sad Bitter Worried

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]
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Long and Lasting Marriage

You only realize how dirty a song's lyric is when you hear a child singing i

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

You only realize how dirty a song’s lyric is when you hear […]
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Dirty Song’s Lyric

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be honest I really don't think that being an adult is going to work for me!

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I have been thinking a lot about my life, and to be […]
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Being an Adult It’s No

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and now we're in 2021 a NEW YEAR. Strange, nothing has changed! Same house, same wife, same bills, same work.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Less than a month ago we were all living in 2020, and […]
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It’s 2021 – NEW

You shouldn't trust all you see, because even salt looks like sugar!

Posted on Mon, 25 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

BEWARE: you shouldn’t trust all you see, because even salt looks like […]
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Don’t Trust What You S

I'm stuck in my new dilemma. It's between, I need to save money, and You only live once!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

I’m stuck in my new dilemma. It’s between, I need to save […]
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My New DILEMMA

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I'M MAD backwards is DAMMIT I'M MAD?

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

Did you know that if you spell DAMMIT I’M MAD backwards is […]
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Spelled Backwards is the sam

Are you smart or dirty-minded? Answer this, what goes in hard and dry, and comes out soft and wet? Of course it's a chewing gum!

Posted on Sun, 24 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

ARE YOU SMART OR DIRTY-MINDED? Answer this, what goes in hard and […]
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Smart or Dirty-Minded

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand and five in the other. What do I have it total? Student answers: Drinking problem!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Maths teacher ask a student: I have five bottles in one hand […]
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A Math Problem

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but good chance of doing nothing and laying around in my jammies.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

My weekend forecast is showing 0% chances of cooking or cleaning but […]
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Weekend Forecast at Home

Synonym is a word used by who doesn't know how to spell the other word.

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S A SYNONYM? Synonym is a word used by […]
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What is a SYNONYM?

People say that love is more important than money. But did you ever try to pay a bill with a hug?!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

LOVE or MONEY? People say that love is more important than money… […]
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Money and Love

If you always do something that interests you, at least 1 person will be pleased!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sat, 15 May 2021  

If you always do something that interests you, at least 1 person […]
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How To Please Someone

You're either on my side, by my side, or your're in my way. choose wisely!

Posted on Fri, 22 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WHERE ARE YOU STANDING? You’re either on my side, by my side, […]
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You Better Choose Wisely

Age's a relative term... alll my relatives keep reminding me how old I am!

Posted on Wed, 20 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Age’s a relative term… all my relatives keep reminding me how old […]
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AGE is a Relative Term

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