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Do You Spit or Swallow?



Humor wine tasting funny quote
Do you spit or swallow funny quote

I was out on a date last night with a girl, and I asked her, DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? She immediately slapped me in the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone one out for WINE TASTING again!!!



Womans Hands



Funny quote about womans mood.

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman just by her hands? Yes! For instance, if her hands are placed around your neck she’s probably angry at you.