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My Wife Thinks That



It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not talking to me for days.

As long as she thinks that, I’m good!!!

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Funny quote about wife punishment


You Look Really Stupid



DID YOU KNOW THAT…


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Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and say the name of the person you love 3 times…

you’ll look really stupid doing that, and nothing is going to happen?!?!

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Don’t Talk to Strangers



While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his balloon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, “Smoking is bad for you!“.

I then popped the balloon he was holding with my cigarette and told him “So is talking to strangers!“.