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Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Posted on 02/02/202403/01/2025

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up […]

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DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on 01/30/202108/31/2023

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]

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My Wife and I

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on 01/26/202110/02/2023

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]

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Long and Lasting Marriage

Old man and dogs

Posted on 01/02/202105/15/2021

An old man asked his wife if she felt sad for him […]

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Old Man and His Wife