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Sitting into Santa's lap

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been […]
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dear-santa-humor

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear Santa, this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ […]
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Santa's not coming

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I DON’T CARE… SANTA CLAUSE: THIS YEAR I’M NOT GOING!!! Facebook 0 […]
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