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Category Archive xmas – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Crawling Onto Santa’s Lap



Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.



What I Want For Christmas



Dear Santa,

this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ and a ‘thin body’. But please don’t mess it all up as you’ve did last year and gave me a slim account and a very fat body!