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families funny comparison

Posted on Tue, 10 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

Family members are like cheeks, shoot may come between them but they […]
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Families Are Like Cheeks

funny video drinking quotes

Posted on Sun, 8 Feb 2026Thu, 26 Feb 2026  

Very funny video with many FUNNY DRINKING QUOTES!!! Very funny drinking quotes […]
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Drinking Quotes

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then...

Posted on Thu, 16 Sep 2021Thu, 5 Mar 2026  

Do you think that men and women suit for each other? Sometimes […]
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Men and Women Living Togethe

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we're a nice and normal family!

Posted on Wed, 12 May 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Remember that as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice and normal […]
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Nice and Normal Family

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait in the car.

Posted on Thu, 29 Apr 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A very important part of being a dad is having to wait […]
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The Importance of Being a Da

My wife and I - We have a perfect understanding! I never try to run her life, and I never try to run mine.

Posted on Sat, 30 Jan 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

My wife and I – We have a perfect understanding! I never […]
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My Wife and I

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that my wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! Now you may be thinking, so what?! THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays.

Posted on Tue, 26 Jan 2021Thu, 23 Sep 2021  

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and […]
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Long and Lasting Marriage

Age's a relative term... alll my relatives keep reminding me how old I am!

Posted on Wed, 20 Jan 2021Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

Age’s a relative term… all my relatives keep reminding me how old […]
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AGE is a Relative Term

Your own mistakes funny quote

Posted on Wed, 25 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BE CAREFUL Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life. But […]
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Your Mistakes and Your Life

Woman's challenge funny quote

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman has at least one challenge in her life. She’s either […]
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Woman’s Life Challenge

Theories about children

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. But […]
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My 6 Marriage Theories

Relationship funny quote

Posted on Wed, 21 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m not sure which is harder in a relationship: sharing a dresser […]
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Which is Harder?

single and married funny quote

Posted on Sun, 4 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

STOP asking why I’m still single! I don’t keep asking how you’re […]
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Why You’re Still Singl

relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

the clue detective board game

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you remember the classic CLUE DETECTIVE BOARD GAME? My parents never […]
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Family-Friendly Games

clean house

Posted on Thu, 17 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE […]
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Clean House Secret

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