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Image of the similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.

Posted on Mon, 16 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

The similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.
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Drunk Octopus Fight

Funy quote video

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

A funny video of a famous person quote Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Video Famous Quote

Looking like a potato

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

Now I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn […]
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Looking Like a Potato

Untitled-1

Posted on Fri, 23 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

Your opinion about my life Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, […]
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Opinion About My Life

how long is a minute?

Posted on Sun, 18 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

QUESTION: How long is a minute? ANSWER: It depends on which side […]
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How Long Is a Minute?

He is very intelligent

Posted on Sat, 17 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts […]
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My Wife Told Melhor

If you drink too much beer even a donkey looks pretty!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

THE BEER EFFECT Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to […]
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Drinking Too Much Beer

Follow your heart saying

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Always follow your heart… but remember to take your brain along too! […]
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Always FOLLOW YOUR HEART

good friends and stupid things

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Real GOOD FRIENDS won’t let you do stupid things… alone! Facebook 0 […]
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Good Friends

Funny wine tasting quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting! The other night I […]
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Do You Spit or Do You Swallo

Duct Tape can fix almost everything

Posted on Thu, 2 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

WINE IS LIKE DUCT TAPE IT CAN FIX ALMOST ANYTHING! Facebook 0 […]
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Wine Secret Benefits

As I'm your best friend don't worry, I will always pick you up when you fall... after I finish laughing!

Posted on Thu, 2 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you […]
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I’ll Always Pick You U

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Posted on Wed, 1 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up […]
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DOING NOTHING til my wife wa

The BEST people to share your secrets with are HUSBANDS. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren’t listening

Posted on Sun, 29 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

With who should you share your secrets with? Husbands are the BEST […]
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Share Your Secrets!

What is he fixing?

Posted on Sat, 28 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

This funny quotes is for the ladies: I have no idea what’s […]
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What Is He Fixing?

I am NOT a complete fool as people think. Some parts are missing!

Posted on Thu, 26 Aug 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

I am NOT a complete fool as people think. Some parts are […]
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A Complete Idiot

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