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forgiveness funny saying

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes with certain people, the first step to forgiveness is UNDERSTANDING… that […]
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FORGIVENESS is Understanding

Men look and think humor

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Men look at a woman’s behind and think, “WOW, what an a…”. […]
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Woman’s Behind

astrology funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future? WIFE: Absolutely […]
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My Husband’s Future!

Friday my favorite word

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIDAY is my second favorite F WORD. My first is FOOD
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My Favorite F Word

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

Humor women work

Posted on Wed, 9 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time!
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Women Don’t Work Hard

humor quatantine shopping

Posted on Wed, 9 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Wife and husband talking about the quarantine… HUBBY: A nice thing about […]
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Quarantine Shopping!

Autocorrect funny quote

Posted on Wed, 9 Sep 2020Fri, 30 Jul 2021  

STOP tampering my curse words Autocorrect, you Mother Forklift!
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You Mother Fo-rklift!

Funny singing in the shower

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Singing in the shower is all fun and games.
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Singing In The Shower!

Funny ghosts saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho

Life funny quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

At the end of every day, life should always remember you by […]
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Life and Changes!

Mom and Daughter funny shopping quote

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Mom and daughter shopping: MOM: What do you think I am, made […]
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Made Of Money MOM

Relatives and Friends funny message

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 4 Jun 2021  

I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me […]
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Message To Friends & Re

Wife punishment funny quote

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not […]
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My Wife Thinks That

When you are broke funny quote

Posted on Sat, 5 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You know that you are really BROKE when your bank starts flaging […]
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Are You BROKE?!

Funny dad to son talk about life

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

if you really want something in your life, then you'll have to work hard for it.
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Something In Your Life

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