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funny quote poem

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wrote a poem. I dig, you dig, we dig, she digs, […]
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Beautiful Poem

Women mood funny quote

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

There are only TWO things that can change a woman’s mood. One […]
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Happy Women

My life funny saying

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MY LIFE – MY CHOICES MY MISTAKES – MY LESSONS NOT YOUR […]
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My Life Not Your Business

SATURDAY is for SHOPPING, online and in bed!

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SATURDAY is for SHOPPING… online and in bed! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Saturday Shopping

Saturday Night Out

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SATURDAY NIGHT OUT !!! Just kidding… I’m in my jammies. Facebook 0 […]
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Saturday Night Out!

Humor frog funny quote

Posted on Fri, 24 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FROG PARKING ONLY – All others will be “TOAD” Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Frog Parking ONLY

difference humor quote

Posted on Wed, 22 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know the difference between Oooh and Aaah? It’s about 3 […]
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Oooh! and Aaah!

strange week funny quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you ever notice, it’s strange that after TUESDAY the rest of […]
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It’s Strange After Tue

Monday funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear MONDAY,I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming […]
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Dear MONDAY…

Good at sleeping funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m so good at sleeping that I can even do it with […]
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Good at Sleeping!

my boss Steve funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I call my boss by his short name he hates it! […]
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My Boss Short Name

late for work funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was late for work, and when my boss […]
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Late for Work

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]
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My Dog and His Bike

Money isn't everything

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE Money can buy a book, but not […]
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Money Isn’t Everything

Money is everything funny quotes

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I was young I thought money was everything in life. But […]
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Money Is Everything?!

Marriage definition funny quote

Posted on Wed, 15 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MARRIAGE DEFINITION – Marriage is a bond between a person who NEVER […]
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What’s a Marriage?

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