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Category Archive Funny Quotes – Page 14 – FUNNY QUOTES

Humorous pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

My Wife Told Me



He is very intelligent

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.



Do You Spit or Do You Swallow?



Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting!

Humor wine tasting funny quote
Do you spit or swallow funny quote

The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW?

She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off.

I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!