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Asked God for protection

Posted on Mon, 13 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I asked God to protect me from my enemies, I started […]
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I Asked GOD…

I am in a good place now

Posted on Mon, 13 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m in a GOOD PLACE right now. I don’t mean emotionally, I […]
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I’m in a GOOD PLACE

People say I'm an alcoholic

Posted on Mon, 13 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Always when I drink alcohol, people say I’m an alcoholic. Why when […]
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Alcoholic or Fantastic?

A relationship without trust

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A relationship without trust is like having a phone without service. The […]
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Relationship Without Trust

Relationship with ex funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Getting back with your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries! Facebook 0 […]
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Back With Your EX

Are you dating my ex? funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Oh… so you are dating my ex? Cool, and I’m eating a […]
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You’re Dating My Ex?!

I have reached the age where my brain thinks, You probably shouldn't do that... but goes, What the heck, lets see what happens!

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I have reached the age where my brain thinks, “You probably shouldn’t […]
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My Age and My Brain

New disease warning

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DISEASE WARNING! It’s a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure […]
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WARNING: New Disease

change your mood funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny how a song, a mistake, a text, a lie, a […]
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Change Your Mood in 1 sec

guys after me funny quote

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

REMEMBER GIRLS: The ones who say, “A lot of guys are after […]
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A Lot of Guys After Me!

Husband punishment

Posted on Fri, 10 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s funny when a wife thinks that she’s punishing her husband by […]
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Punishing Your Husband

Me in a mental asylum funny quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder how come I’m not in a MENTAL ASYLUM? Then […]
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In a MENTAL ASYLUM

Survey about husbands funny quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A survey was conducted to know how many husbands agree that their […]
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Wives Are ALWAYS RIGHT!

Whispering dirty things quote

Posted on Thu, 9 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My wife asked me to whisper DIRTY THINGS in her ear. So […]
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Whispering Dirty Things

What kids will tell when old

Posted on Tue, 7 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

NEW GENERATION OLD MEMORIES – I wonder what the kids from nowadays […]
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What Kids Will Tell

Rather dirty mind than dirty heart

Posted on Tue, 7 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’d rather have a DIRTY MIND than a DIRTY HEART. Facebook 0 […]
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Dirty Heart

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