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How to act my age

Posted on Tue, 7 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I don’t know how to act my age! I tried but I’ve […]
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Acting My Age

lucky person

Posted on Mon, 6 Jul 2020Wed, 22 Sep 2021  

I’ve been put on the earth to do TWO things. The first […]
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Lucky One!

locked for your protection

Posted on Mon, 6 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HOME OWNER WARNING Welcome. You’ve just broke into my home, and the […]
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Welcome to My Home

Getting back with your ex

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Tue, 27 Jul 2021  

Getting back with an ex is like taking a shower and putting […]
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Getting Back With Your EX

She is warming up dinner

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I asked her what she was doing? She replied: WARMING UP YOUR […]
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Warming up Dinner

Tom and Jerry Relationships

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

There are some relationships which are like TOM and JERRY. They argue […]
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Tom and Jerry Relationships

Defenition of the word Marriage

Posted on Sat, 4 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MARRIAGE – Definition of the word: [mar-riage] noun An endless sleepover with […]
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MARRIAGE Definition

Tough situations in life

Posted on Thu, 2 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In life we go through many tough situations, so the next time […]
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Tough Life Situations

Women spen time thinking

Posted on Wed, 1 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women tend to spend more time thinking about what men think, than […]
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Women Thinking About Men

go to bed early

Posted on Wed, 1 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

How do you know you’re old?! It’s when you go to bed […]
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You Know You’re OLD!!!

Women's talents

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You may say what you will about women, but being able to […]
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About Women’s Talent

Panic when see police

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]
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PANIC !!!

Afraid when cops drive by

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]
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Paranoid not Protected

Friends are hard to find

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

BEST FRIENDS are very hard to find, because the very best ones […]
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Friends Are Hard to Find

Friends are always close

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FRIENDS: Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close […]
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Close To The Heart

Love your neighbor

Posted on Mon, 29 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR Just watch out for the husband!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Love Thy Neighbor!

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