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That is how you look

Posted on Sun, 28 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

THERE ARE NO BAD PICTURES There are NO bad pictures. That’s just […]
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That’s How You Look

Being stupid makes life hard

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life is hard, but being STUPID makes it even harder! Facebook 0 […]
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LIFE IS HARD!

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work!

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Sleep is fast and work is slow! I wish that 8 hours […]
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8 Hours of Sleep

does anyone know why?

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS? I’d like to know why my […]
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In a Bad Mood

humor Like a magician's mouth

Posted on Fri, 26 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WARNING My mouth is like a magician’s hat… you never know what’s […]
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WARNING Magician’s Mou

good morning message

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

There’s some luck people that wake up finding messages like, “GOOD MORNING […]
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Good Morning Baby

Man every woman dreams

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Every woman’s dream is having a man that will take her in […]
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Every Woman’s Dream

Girls Listen Up

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GIRLS… LISTEN UP Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys: […]
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Hey Girls Listen Up

I was left unsupervised

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In my defense, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED… If you like our quotes […]
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I Was Left Unsupervised!

Don't worry, I'm fine now

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I’m having a heart attack!WIFE: (took his […]
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Don’t Worry I’m

Lord made us sisters

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Tue, 29 Jun 2021  

For all SISTERS out there… The Lord made us sisters… and Prozac […]
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We’re Sisters Help Mad

Complaint Department

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Welcome to the COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – Do you have a complaint? If […]
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Complaint Department

Difference between involvement and commitment

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The difference between INVOLVEMENT and COMMITMENT is like an egg-and-ham breakfast, the […]
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Involvement & Commitmen

sign like family

Posted on Sun, 21 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I walked by a store with a sign that […]
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We Treat You Like Family!

Mens powers

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that SIZE MATTERS?! It’s important and can be measured. […]
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The Man’s SIZE MATTERS

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from insanity. I answered, NO we all seem to enjoy it.

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My Doctor asked me if any member of my family SUFFERED from […]
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Insane Family Members

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