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relationship funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Sometimes I wonder… HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH ME? But then […]
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How You Put Up With Me?

Cat funny elections quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

ELECTIONS?! I hope they ALL LOSE! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 Twitter 0 […]
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I Hope They ALL LOSE!

funny statistics about loterry and work

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work. Lottery gives you a 1 […]
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Lottery, Alcohol and Work

funny pregnancy warning

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

PREGNANCY x ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES WARNING Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause […]
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Pregnancy Warning

learning from new elections humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do we learn from new elections? The only thing we learn […]
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Learning With Elections

Politicians humor

Posted on Fri, 2 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do POLITICIANS and DIAPERS have in common? There’s one thing in […]
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Politicians and Diapers

Funny Chicken Caesar Salad funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? […]
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Chicken Looking At Lettuce

Cookie funny quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would […]
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If You Take My Cookies

Humor Milk quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?! People say that milk […]
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Milk Gives You Strength

funny coffee quote

Posted on Wed, 30 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC?! And that I […]
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Did You Know II

statue offends me humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

This statue OFFENDS ME! I want it removed!!! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Stand Up For Your Rights!

Funny you are the Reason Quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably […]
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You’re The Reason

how old are you humor

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know what’s the connection between these two objects? If you […]
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How Old Are You?

Humor fake word meaning. MASTURDATING means: Going out to dinner or a movie alone.

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Definition for the word MASTURDATING MASTURDATING means: Going out to dinner or […]
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What is MASTURDATING?

Don't go to work humor funny quote

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Tue, 15 Jun 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… If you are tired of your work you […]
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Are You Tired of Working?

Funny age test

Posted on Sun, 20 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A test to know how old you really are. Do you recognize […]
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Test Your Age

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