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In my way choose wisely saying

Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You’re either on my side, by my side or in my way. […]
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Choose Wisely!

A good friend funny saying

Posted on Sun, 8 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A BRA Hard to find, supportive, confortable, […]
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A Good Friend Is Like a Bra

Drinking funny saying

Posted on Thu, 5 Nov 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

If you’re going to drink remember to buy a bigger bottle than […]
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Buy a Bigger Bottle!

Wise anf funny advice

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Sun, 19 Sep 2021  

WISE ADVICE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN! Facebook […]
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Leapfrog ADVICE!

You don't like me? No problem, it's okay if you don't like me because not everyone has good taste!

Posted on Sun, 25 Oct 2020Sat, 3 Jul 2021  

You don’t like me? No problem, it’s okay if you don’t like […]
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You Don’t Like Me?

Relationship funny quote

Posted on Wed, 21 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m not sure which is harder in a relationship: sharing a dresser […]
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Which is Harder?

My advice funny quote

Posted on Sat, 3 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that just because I’m giving you an advice, it doesn’t mean […]
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My ADVICE to you…

Funny quote tip of the day

Posted on Fri, 25 Sep 2020Fri, 4 Jun 2021  

Treat your problems like your dog would TODAY’S TIP: How to treat […]
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TIP OF THE DAY

Funny tongue humor quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Sun, 18 Jul 2021  

Attention using your words! A tongue has no bones yet it’s strong […]
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Be Careful With Your Words

Funny you are the Reason Quote

Posted on Tue, 22 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You should never forget that you’re someone’s reason to smile! But probably […]
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You’re The Reason

Funny Monday saying

Posted on Mon, 14 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT, EXCEPT MONDAY… People say that every day […]
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Every Day Is a Gift

As a child, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then when I went to school and the teacher gave me a homework about: What do you want be when you grow up? So I wrote down, HAPPY! She said I didn't understand the assignment and I said she didn't understand life!

Posted on Sun, 13 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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Do You Understand Life?

Humor money happiness funny quote

Posted on Fri, 11 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin

Funny single saying

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 28 May 2021  

I'm as single as a Dollar, and I'm NOT looking for change!
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I am SINGLE

Funny wife thoughts

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Tue, 25 May 2021  

Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!! […]
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You’re a Lucky Man

To be old and wise funny saying

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

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