LIFE SAYING As a child, my mother always told me that happiness […]
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ASTROLOGER: Do you want to know about your husband’s future? WIFE: Absolutely […]
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My Husband’s Future!
My Favorite F Word
Whoever said that MONEY CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, simply didn’t know where to […]
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Money Can’t But Happin
Women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time!
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Women Don’t Work Hard
Wife and husband talking about the quarantine… HUBBY: A nice thing about […]
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Quarantine Shopping!
STOP tampering my curse words Autocorrect, you Mother Forklift!
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You Mother Fo-rklift!
Singing In The Shower!
While during the day I don’t believe in ghosts, when night falls […]
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I Don’t Believe In Gho
At the end of every day, life should always remember you by […]
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Life and Changes!
I am SINGLE
A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]
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COP Pulled Me Over
Mom and daughter shopping: MOM: What do you think I am, made […]
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Made Of Money MOM
In my family, if you are NORMAL then you are ADOPTED. Facebook […]
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You Are ADOPTED?!
I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me […]
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Message To Friends & Re
It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not […]
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