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When you are broke funny quote

Posted on Sat, 5 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

You know that you are really BROKE when your bank starts flaging […]
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Are You BROKE?!

Funny dad to son talk about life

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

if you really want something in your life, then you'll have to work hard for it.
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Something In Your Life

Funny quote about wife and husband shopping.

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny quote wife and husband shopping humor
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Do You Really Need That?!

Funny Believe in something quote

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Everyone has to BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
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Do You Believe?!

Funny wife thoughts

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Tue, 25 May 2021  

Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!! […]
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You’re a Lucky Man

Funny quote about relationship

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The relationship between wife and husband is very psychological. One is PSYCHO […]
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Husband & Wife Relation

You know you are a mom humor

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOM You know when you are a […]
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You Are a MOM

Did you know funny quote

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… Did you know that if you light a […]
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You Look Really Stupid

To be old and wise funny saying

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

Funny quote couldn't go to work.

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE […]
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I Have an Eye Problem

While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his ballon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a […]
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Don’t Talk to Stranger

Funny quote about stress at work

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

People who hated me are starting to like me

Posted on Tue, 1 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m needing new “haters“! Because the old ones are starting to like […]
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They’re Starting to Li

Dolphins are very smart!

Posted on Tue, 1 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that: DOLPHINS are so smart that within a few […]
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Dolphins Are Very Smart!

STRANGER FUNNY QUOTE

Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

In 1998 it was: Don’t get in a car with strangers. In […]
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Beware of STRANGERS

Funny huger quote

Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I don’t like when I go to the kitchen looking for food […]
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Looking for Food

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