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My life funny saying

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MY LIFE – MY CHOICES MY MISTAKES – MY LESSONS NOT YOUR […]
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My Life Not Your Business

Funny wine saying

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WISE SAYING: The answer may not lie at the bottom of a […]
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A Bottle of Wine

SATURDAY is for SHOPPING, online and in bed!

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SATURDAY is for SHOPPING… online and in bed! Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Saturday Shopping

Saturday Night Out

Posted on Sat, 25 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SATURDAY NIGHT OUT !!! Just kidding… I’m in my jammies. Facebook 0 […]
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Saturday Night Out!

Humor frog funny quote

Posted on Fri, 24 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FROG PARKING ONLY – All others will be “TOAD” Facebook 0 Linkedin […]
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Frog Parking ONLY

difference humor quote

Posted on Wed, 22 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Do you know the difference between Oooh and Aaah? It’s about 3 […]
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Oooh! and Aaah!

Funny relationship quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Nowadays some relationships are like TOM & JERRY. Couples disagree and argue […]
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Relationships Nowadays

strange week funny quote

Posted on Tue, 21 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you ever notice, it’s strange that after TUESDAY the rest of […]
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It’s Strange After Tue

Monday funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Dear MONDAY,I definitely want to break up! I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming […]
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Dear MONDAY…

Good at sleeping funny quote

Posted on Mon, 20 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m so good at sleeping that I can even do it with […]
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Good at Sleeping!

my boss Steve funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When I call my boss by his short name he hates it! […]
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My Boss Short Name

late for work funny quote

Posted on Sat, 18 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day I was late for work, and when my boss […]
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Late for Work

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]
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My Dog and His Bike

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

Money isn't everything

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE Money can buy a book, but not […]
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Money Isn’t Everything

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