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Funny quote about wife and husband shopping.

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Funny quote wife and husband shopping humor
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Do You Really Need That?!

Funny Believe in something quote

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Everyone has to BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
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Do You Believe?!

Did you know funny quote

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… Did you know that if you light a […]
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You Look Really Stupid

Funny quote couldn't go to work.

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE […]
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I Have an Eye Problem

While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his ballon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a […]
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Don’t Talk to Stranger

Funny quote about stress at work

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you want to avoid stress at work, it’s very simple. Just […]
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AVOID STRESS AT WORK

People who hated me are starting to like me

Posted on Tue, 1 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’m needing new “haters“! Because the old ones are starting to like […]
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They’re Starting to Li

Dolphins are very smart!

Posted on Tue, 1 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that: DOLPHINS are so smart that within a few […]
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Dolphins Are Very Smart!

Funny huger quote

Posted on Sun, 30 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I don’t like when I go to the kitchen looking for food […]
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Looking for Food

Funny grammar witty language twist. If you read this sentence in reverse, is spelled the same.

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

FUNNY GRAMMAR WITTY LANGUAGE TWIST “WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT […]
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Witty Grammar Language Twist

MEDICINE FUNNY SONG

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

If you’re happy and you know it… IT’S YOUR MED’S Facebook 0 […]
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If You’re Happy

Funny hate quote

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate when I’m standing in a checkout line and they ask […]
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I HATE WHEN…

Funny quote about coworkers

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Coworkers are like Christmas lights… They hang together, half of them don’t […]
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Coworkers Are Like Christmas

Funny quote husband in toilet

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve birthed a baby in less time that it takes my husband […]
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I’ve Birthed a Baby

Wife house work funny quote

Posted on Thu, 27 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My husband asked why the house wasn’t clean since I was home […]
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The House Isn’t Clean!

argument

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Women always get the last word in every argument. Anything a man […]
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Arguing With Women

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