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womans-hand

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman […]
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Womans Hands

My inner child funny quote

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Today, I tried to embrace my INNER CHILD… and the little MF […]
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My Inner Child

My seafood diet

Posted on Wed, 19 Aug 2020Fri, 30 Jul 2021  

I’m on a SEAFOOD DIET now. I see food, and I EAT […]
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My SeaFood Diet

How I've learned to MIND MY OWN BUSINESS - The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14..

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Learning To Mind My Own Business This is how I’ve learned to […]
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Mind Your Own Business!

Managing my anger

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t have to MANAGE MY ANGER if people would learn to […]
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Managing My Anger

Funny quote about my dreams

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I am sick of following my dreams. From now on, I’m just […]
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Following My Dreams

funny family quote joke

Posted on Sun, 9 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I walked past a store the other day, which had a sign […]
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Treat You Like Family

Husband dinner humor

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

A DINNER NOTE TO HUSBAND Your dinner is in the recipe book […]
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Note To Husband

lucky one funny quote

Posted on Thu, 6 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve been put on this earth to do 2 things. One is […]
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Which LUCKY ONE are you?

Woman's funny terms

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

5 MOST DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN These are the five […]
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Woman’s Deadly Terms

Funny quote about men

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

MEN & BALLS Men at 25 play soccer. At 40 they play […]
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Small Balls

woman funny quote

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

When a woman says, “I’m not mad at you“… is like when […]
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I’m Not Mad At You

driving funny quote

Posted on Wed, 5 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an […]
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People Driving

Funny reading

Posted on Thu, 30 Jul 2020Fri, 16 Jul 2021  

READ QUICKLY: I got a pet wussy. You that read wrong, and […]
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Read This Text Fast

Good girls funny quote

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GOOD GIRLS are found in every corner of this planet, but unfortunately […]
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Earth is Round

People sayings funny quote

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve heard people saying that, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE… but I do nothing […]
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Nothing Is Impossible!

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